Buccaneer Bob's (paid promotion)

Author: Nikolai S.

"'Walk the PLANK!' at Buccaneer Bob's GREAT FOAMS SHACK here by the beautiful SHALY WATERfront next to downtown! Leave your SHALMs at home as you say 'ADIEU' to your pesky body hair using our world class foams and razors. Even if your stubble is as hard as a bag of COALS, we promise you SHALL not be disappointed!"

Author's Note

I would probably make a good used car dealership commercial writer 🤔